I'm not even gonna play with you guys, it's time to brag a little.
As predicted, the Packers won and, right on schedule, Switzerland is on the verge of civil unrest as they seek to begin their manhunt against George W. Bush. Once they're done arresting him, I can only assume they'll terrorize the banks with explosive cuckoo clocks and burn Zurich to the ground with Absinthe-enhanced Molotov cocktails.
In other news: WE HAVE A SPONSOR!
That's right, we got in touch with the fine people of Joy's Teaspoon and convinced them to ship us some good blends. So over the next week, we'll be sampling some of their /t/ and making sure it's manly enough for consumption by you mortals. This should end well.