Congrats to the Packers for winning the Super Bowl. The latest news in France is that revolting was "so le 18th century." Apparently striking, le ménage à trois as they call it, is the new revolution. Look for Switzerland to start the revolution this week with the assault of Lindt & Sprüngli, after Julian Assange takes over the UN with his psychic powers. Remember kids: a revolution without chocolate totally sucks ass.