Tuesday, March 27, 2012

That's a French Ass Tea Yvonne

You know what to do.

Podcast 19: That's A French Ass Tea

(Tea_Pain needs to add pics)

What: Rooibos (Twinings)
How much: Too much
What kind: Red
Taste: Like Carrot Top's breast milk
Repeat Drinkability: 2 (Breast Milk)
Manliness: 3 (Carrot Top)

What: Peach Rooibos (Yogi)
How much: Too much
What kind: Red
Taste: Peachez n creamz nahmeans
Repeat Drinkability: 6 (The taste delay is like waiting for new George RR Martin books to come out)
Manliness: 3 (Less manly than Sporty Spice)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Duke Tastes The Luck O The Irish And Keemun

Lotta BS in this one. Skip ahead if you have no sense of humor.

Podcast 18: Duke Tastes The Luck O The Irish And Keemun

What: Keemun Hao Ya (Co-op? Generic?)
How much: $2.40 / oz or something like that
What kind: Black Tea
Taste: Like a tea flavored warhead
Repeat Drinkability: 7.5/10 (akin to an above average black tea with CAFFEINE)
Manliness: 8/10 (like getting a black eye)

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Give A Girl A Cookie And She'll Want A Throat Coat on S&BJ Day

Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Podcast 17: Give A Girl A Throat Coat on S&BJ Day

Tea_Pain put in pictures!

What: Throat Coat
How much: $.343 per bag
What kind: Herbal
Taste: Like death by licorice
Repeat Drinkability: 3/10 (Have you ever licked the hoof of a horse?)
Manliness: 0/10 (This is where babies come from)

Friday, March 9, 2012

Shh... Green Team

Podcast 16: First Matcha Sponsor and Tea_Pain does the Matcha Challenge

What: Top Leaf Green (Mellow Monk)
How much: $14.95 per 100-gram packet
What kind: Green Tea
Taste: A full meal for an extremely mixed-race family. Potato soup and watermelon for all!
Repeat Drinkability: 7/10  (Enough steeps for a green tea and there's a different taste to each steep. Goes from savory to sweet... like my victory over Tea_Pain in the chugging contest.)
Manliness: 8/10  (Because, Godzilla.)

What: Mountain Snow Matcha (Mellow Monk)
How much: $16.95 per 95-gram packet
What kind: Green Tea - Matcha
Taste: Like "Top Leaf", but only slightly chalky.
Repeat Drinkability: 4/10 (Convenient but only one steep. Think Crystal Light but with actual tea.)
Manliness: 9/10 (The Hot Pocket of tea)