Thursday, April 26, 2012

"Don't Go" to Mifflin and "Don't Buy" Aeroshots Presented by Fat Chicks

Podcast 23: "Don't Go" to Mifflin and "Don't Buy" Aeroshots

What: AEROSHOT Energy (Breathable Foods)
How much: $2.99 per
What kind: (Apparently NOT breathable) Caffeine
Taste: Like getting roofied by a lime
Repeat Suckability: 2/10 (Only Jenna Jameson could get all the caffeine out of one of these Aeroshots)
Manliness: 0/10 (Like giving a blow job while wearing a pink feather boa)

If you want to see the "Don't Go" video click here:

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sponsor: Dat Pao

Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, we got more PAO, you guys. This is, lyke, the best day EVAR!!

Podcast 22: Dat Pao

What: Farmers' Cooperative Banzhang '03 Shen (Verdant Tea)
How much: $10.00-13.50/oz
What kind: Pu Erh
Taste: A cross between leather and Darjeeling.
Repeat Drinkability: 2/10 (Cause, pu erh)
Manliness: 5/10 (Because cowboys would probably like it)

What: Wuyi Mountain Big Red Robe (Verdant Tea)
How much: $6.95-9.25/oz
What kind: Oolong
Taste: Have you ever tasted sweet baby /t/sus' tears?  It's like that only you can get more steeps out of it.
Repeat Drinkability: 10/10 (We have reached enlightenment)
Manliness: 9/10 (Picture Bill Shatner and Burt Reynolds as action heros / auto mechanics)

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Sponsor: Verdant Knows Demon Magic

Verdant Tea decided to unknowingly sponsor a post about Duke hooking up with a successful gold-digger.  We can respect Minnesota again!

Podcast 21:

What: Autumn Harvest Laoshan Black (Verdant Tea)
How much: $6.38-8.50/oz
What kind:  Black
Taste:  It's PAO with equal rights.
Repeat Drinkability: 10/10  (As prophets of the PAO, we must also appreciate the *slightly* lesser gods. So sayeth the PAO, so drinketh the /t/.)
Manliness: 10/10  (Look at your Old Spice guy, now back at the /t/... sadly, your Old Spice guy won't taste as fucking delicious as this /t/.  But, he's probably as smooth as this.)

(Tea_Pain needs to start using skin cream.)

What: Xingyang Nuggets 2008 Shu (Verdant Tea)
How much: $5.60-7.50/oz
What kind:  Pu erh

Taste:  Oatmeal in a manilla folder

Repeat Drinkability: 3/10  (Infinity steeps...very meh flavor. It'll also get you detained in an airport for looking like weed.)

Manliness: 3/10  (Smelled faintly of Ariel's fin. I may or may not have enjoyed this.)

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Celebrate Teaday

Podcast 20: AFD

What: Never Give Up (Rick's Tea)
How much: got this fo free
What kind: Red
Taste: Like a relationship
Repeat Drinkability: Depends on some things
Manliness: Decide for yourself