After class today, I decided to try a /t/ea that I g-snatched from my sister a while ago. It seemed worth a try, being called Aztec Sweet Chili by Yogi. It also had a long list of interesting herbal ingredients. As a plus, I could potentially make a Yogi Bear reference. So is this the Yogi Bear of /t/ea?
I opened the package and it smelled amazing. Like licorice and crushed red pepper. I was stoked.
Then I steeped it. It was terrible. It tasted immediately like a wet towel that had sat in a Tupperware container in a sewer for several years, and I poured it down the sink.
Obviously Yogi made a Boo Boo.
What: Aztec Sweet Chili (Yogi)
How much: $4.99 a box (16 bags)
What kind: Herbal - Chili/Licorice
Taste: Like dishwater
Repeat Drinkability: 0.5/10 (If you like drinking bathwater after Pig-Pen took a bath)
Manliness: 0.5/10 (Men like chilies, but dishwater is for women)