Dart girl is a bad liar
Duke just can't say no
Tea_Pain, closet film maker
Oh, look at that, Tea_Pain is an amazing poet too. I'm like Shel fucking Silverstein in his prime. Here Duke, have a limerick:
Tea_Pain once sat in his closet
Waiting for Duke to come bop it
He sat in a chair
Camera focused where
Duke came before Dart girl touched it.
Thanks to working a half-day, the filming of that tape will that make an excellent, future blackmailing. Now I shall /t/.
Seriously, not halfway through our last sponsor, we got to talking with the people at Suffuse tea and they sent us a few rooibii blends. Sweet deal, we're always trying to broaden our horizons and prove how impeccable the gift of DA HONG PAO has been to mankind. Here's a fun fact, our /t/ guy had to pay the mailman 40 cents at the door so he could get the package (yay lack of stamps!). No worries, I let him watch the video of Duke looking like this and he let the money slide. I opened up the large envelope to see a mixed bag of /t/bags beside a pouch of loose stuff. I guess I'll save the loose for when Duke decides to stop crying in his room.
So, normally we've had red rooibos blends, but Suffuse decided to spoil us with a GREEN version. I guess this is like a suburban white kid trying to identify which Power Ranger is best, some swear by red, others by green... but the pink one is always sofuckinghot. Because I was curious about green rooibos, I went to Wikipedia where the masses said I should taste something "malty and slightly grassy". The packet I received said "mint". For some reason, I feel like I will be tasting more mint than anything resembling rooibos...
Ha, I was right. This is just a run-of-the-mill, bagged mint /t/, sans caffeine. Unlike many of the other rooibos blends we've encountered, this one didn't even remind me of a rooibos. This probably comes from several factors that are directly linked to it coming in a /t/bag.
Moral of this story:
Dart girl can hold her liquor,
Duke is an asshole,
/T/bags are still nastastic.
What: Peppermint Green Rooibos (Suffuse Tea)
How much: $0.63/oz if you get it loose
What kind: Rooibos - Mint
Taste: Winterfresh gum going on it's 30th minute.
Repeat Drinkability: 5/10 (Beats the taste of throat coat, but I wouldn't drink this every day and/or week)
Manliness: 3/10 (Suffers from 3rdº meh-itis)