Last week, I received a shipment of tea from a ladyfriend in Seattle. Well at least the shipment was from Seattle. I can't imagine trying to grow tea there, what with all the hipsters. The tea would never get harvested because all the potential workers would still be reliving the 90's and putting their time in at food co-ops.
Anyway, one of the /t/'s is apparently not from a Seattle store. It's from Disney World. Now that the copyright of Mickey Mouse is safe until 2023, Disney can focus on the important things, like blending tea...what, really? Disney blends tea? Anything to squeeze an extra dollar out of unsuspecting moms taking their bratty little kids to Epcot. It's surprising that there aren't little mouse heads in the tea, though that might taste bad...
