Tea_Pain: Well, I got done with finals really early this semester. Why? Because I plan this shit out ahead of time. You know, so I have time to play video games and hit on girls at the library while pretending to study. It's kinda like Hanukkah except I just get my 8 crazy nights when it's above freezing. So while Duke was off studying for Clap for Credit, I brewed up some Mango Maté "tea".

It's safe to say that neither Duke nor I have ever had a maté before. Why? Because it's not really /t/. I mean, if you count steeping things other than /t/ in boiling water to be "tea", then I guess, sure. In reality, maté is just another continent's failed attempt to be like Asia. Also, am I the only one who thinks mangoes taste like carrots? Swear to IGOM, they're the same flavor. This shit better not taste like V8, damn it.