Welcome to the Tea Blag v2.0
Click play below, and as always, let us know what you think about the new format.
Podcast 1: The Return of the Blag
What: Lipton...again...this is like pooping while running
How much: This is cheaper than dirt...yes
What kind: Dirt Tea
Taste: See podcast, but for a tl;dr, suspiciously dirt-tasting
Repeat Drinkability: 0.5/10 (Like multiple oral hara-kiri's.)
Manliness: 1/10 (Richard Simmons once shit a rainbow more manly than this)
Pain, some of those sound clips need to be cut back. They are REALLY loud. We need to fix that soundboard.
ReplyDeleteIt'll keep the masses awake at work. Plus, don't kids these days love their loud music pods and iWindows? They probably want this turned up to 11.
ReplyDeletePodcast... genius.
ReplyDeleteThis. Is. Awesome. I think you guys are probably providing the ONLY "teacast" out there. Sorry that your return to the fold had to start with Lipton, though.
ReplyDeleteOne request, though.
Duke...In Soviet Russia, accent hurts you.
Other than that, the intro song is bad-arse and the soundbytes are perfect.
You no like accent of mother Russia? Well Geoff, I thinks maybe we battle to death.
ReplyDeleteMy only weapon is a nail clipper. You win.
ReplyDelete@Tea_Pain - Why is Dart Girl draining your wallet? You didn't impregnate, did you?
Well, Geoff, the thing about women is you have to decide between having lots of money or lots of them. I can only afford one Dart girl after what happened this summer... and it's not because she's eating for 2 (as far as I know).
ReplyDeleteOh, if you're reading this, HI DART GIRL!